Come some of the MUSIC..

吴宗宪:"女人，不要被老击败". Another lame but funny statement that i heard from his TV show.

Jacky Wu (吴宗宪) is a famous taiwanese singer, comedian, director and TV presenter. He is my favourite TV host. He never failed to entertain me with his unexcepted jokes.

Some of his Lame Questions from his TV show:
1 哪种动物贴在墙上？海豹（海报）
2 哪两个英文字母放在一起会爆炸？OK 棒(BANG)
3 水饺是男的还是女的？男的 - (因为它有包皮)
4 小白加小白等于？小白兔（Two)
5 哪一个卡通人物最爱帮助别人？ 小叮当 - 最爱伸出圆手（伸出援手)